Sisfarnpid is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart camel.

Sisfarnpid created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Sisfarnpid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sisfarnpid, he will boil you in a big pot.

Sisfarnpid's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sisfarnpid's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three frogs approach from the east.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.