Lamsannart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest dove.

Lamsannart created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Lamsannart, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lamsannart, he will think nothing of it.

Lamsannart's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Lamsannart's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.