Dodzakvolsis is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, uncaring wyrm.

Dodzakvolsis created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodzakvolsis, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dodzakvolsis, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dodzakvolsis' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dodzakvolsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not hurt seals.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Always stare at clouds.