Nigyatnak is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, narcissistic crocodile.

Nigyatnak created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Nigyatnak, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nigyatnak, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nigyatnak's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nigyatnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.