Zogboplad Flabkopomin Vegbissvil is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omniscient dingo.

Zogboplad Flabkopomin Vegbissvil created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogboplad Flabkopomin Vegbissvil, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zogboplad Flabkopomin Vegbissvil, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zogboplad Flabkopomin Vegbissvil's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Zogboplad Flabkopomin Vegbissvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.