Sinfubgutbap is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring hedgehog.

Sinfubgutbap created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Sinfubgutbap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sinfubgutbap, it will turn you into a slug.

Sinfubgutbap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sinfubgutbap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed grapes to goats while wearing purple coats.