Ligsissan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful wyvern.

Ligsissan created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligsissan, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ligsissan, he will make you grow a tail.

Ligsissan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ligsissan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about cats.