Xendotjig is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing turtle.

Xendotjig created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Xendotjig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xendotjig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Xendotjig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Xendotjig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect four zinc sculptures of Xendotjig on top of important buildings.

5. Capybaras are not to be trusted.