Bisslamhug is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, calm eagle.

Bisslamhug created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bisslamhug, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bisslamhug, it will turn you into a rat.

Bisslamhug's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bisslamhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not take Bisslamhug's name in vain.

4. Always help cats.

5. Bisslamhug loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.