Siskadlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, self-assured bear.

Siskadlarn created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Siskadlarn, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Siskadlarn, he will turn you into a frog.

Siskadlarn's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Siskadlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat beans.