Binrigfed Fitjarnrutt Popcetzed is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient zebra.

Binrigfed Fitjarnrutt Popcetzed created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Binrigfed Fitjarnrutt Popcetzed, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Binrigfed Fitjarnrutt Popcetzed, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Binrigfed Fitjarnrutt Popcetzed's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Binrigfed Fitjarnrutt Popcetzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Binrigfed Fitjarnrutt Popcetzed loves seals, so they must be respected.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Erect three silicon sculptures of Binrigfed Fitjarnrutt Popcetzed on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.