Bonkstragdadtargtun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak elephant.

Bonkstragdadtargtun created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkstragdadtargtun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bonkstragdadtargtun, it will ignore you.

Bonkstragdadtargtun's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bonkstragdadtargtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dogs.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.