Fubcinrul is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unthinking cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fubcinrul created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Fubcinrul, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fubcinrul, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fubcinrul's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fubcinrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. Retreat if eight turtles approach from the south.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.