Mipgodjop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud naga.

Mipgodjop created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipgodjop, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mipgodjop, he will refuse to believe in you.

Mipgodjop's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Mipgodjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never eat bananas.