Rawquatshav is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful raven.

Rawquatshav created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawquatshav, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rawquatshav, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Rawquatshav's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Rawquatshav's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three gulls approach from the west.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Rawquatshav loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always pray immersed in water.