Mipsisstip is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unselfish shrew.

Mipsisstip created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipsisstip, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipsisstip, it will turn you into a plant.

Mipsisstip's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Mipsisstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not make images of living things.