Nabgovmit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent slug.

Nabgovmit created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabgovmit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nabgovmit, he will turn you into a snail.

Nabgovmit's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nabgovmit's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Run away if six sharks approach from the east.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.