Flisrakvog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, happy wren.

Flisrakvog created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisrakvog, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flisrakvog, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Flisrakvog's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Flisrakvog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flisrakvog.

2. Always help geese in need.

3. Feed all hungry foxes.

4. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.