Bagdutsablig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair cow.

Bagdutsablig created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagdutsablig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bagdutsablig, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bagdutsablig's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bagdutsablig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown dolphins for they are unholy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.