Cebsidstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain dolphin.

Cebsidstrag created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebsidstrag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cebsidstrag, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cebsidstrag's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cebsidstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head violet.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not take Cebsidstrag's name in vain.

5. Never talk about cats.