Libcitsaf Tonhenpighudfotcet is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy gnu.

Libcitsaf Tonhenpighudfotcet created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Libcitsaf Tonhenpighudfotcet, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Libcitsaf Tonhenpighudfotcet, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Libcitsaf Tonhenpighudfotcet's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Libcitsaf Tonhenpighudfotcet's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Libcitsaf Tonhenpighudfotcet.

2. Erect five titanium sculptures of Libcitsaf Tonhenpighudfotcet on top of important buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not kill tortoises.