Bissbesscab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, fast horse.

Bissbesscab created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Bissbesscab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bissbesscab, he will manifest in front of you.

Bissbesscab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bissbesscab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back mauve.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bissbesscab.

5. Never think about gravity.