Komnullnad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, stupid duck.

Komnullnad created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komnullnad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Komnullnad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Komnullnad's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Komnullnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of goats.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.