Popkarman is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil goblin.

Popkarman created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popkarman, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Popkarman, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Popkarman's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Popkarman's Holy Commandments

1. Popkarman loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.