Dodfobhin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omniscient goblin.

Dodfobhin created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodfobhin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dodfobhin, it will turn you into a hamster.

Dodfobhin's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dodfobhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never bounce near birds.

5. Do not eat grapes.