Didwadpon Largminfungoflignibstigdab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful tortoise.

Didwadpon Largminfungoflignibstigdab created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Didwadpon Largminfungoflignibstigdab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Didwadpon Largminfungoflignibstigdab, it will not care at all.

Didwadpon Largminfungoflignibstigdab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Didwadpon Largminfungoflignibstigdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Never bounce near pigs.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.