Fabneg is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, awesome swan.

Fabneg created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabneg, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabneg, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Fabneg's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fabneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Always help sick turtles.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not stand on grass.