Arfcunmutafbugsandim Rowjipbug is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, confident wyvern.

Arfcunmutafbugsandim Rowjipbug created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfcunmutafbugsandim Rowjipbug, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Arfcunmutafbugsandim Rowjipbug, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Arfcunmutafbugsandim Rowjipbug's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Arfcunmutafbugsandim Rowjipbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Arfcunmutafbugsandim Rowjipbug must be the most important thing in your life.