Kadstraghombast is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring capybara.

Kadstraghombast created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadstraghombast, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kadstraghombast, he will turn you into a mouse.

Kadstraghombast's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Kadstraghombast's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never run near eagles.