Nilloggam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm squirrel.

Nilloggam created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Nilloggam, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nilloggam, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nilloggam's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nilloggam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Never talk about cell theory.