Gepkencen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, slow crow.

Gepkencen created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepkencen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gepkencen, she will torture you forever.

Gepkencen's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Gepkencen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Run away from fawn gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Always help sick frogs.