Sanjipcat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, caring manatee.

Sanjipcat created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanjipcat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sanjipcat, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Sanjipcat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Sanjipcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always look after injured manatees.

3. You must love Sanjipcat.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.