Toflikdissyim Yimkopgetartnillbonkratgud Leggubhenfab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous hummingbird.

Toflikdissyim Yimkopgetartnillbonkratgud Leggubhenfab created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Toflikdissyim Yimkopgetartnillbonkratgud Leggubhenfab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Toflikdissyim Yimkopgetartnillbonkratgud Leggubhenfab, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Toflikdissyim Yimkopgetartnillbonkratgud Leggubhenfab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Toflikdissyim Yimkopgetartnillbonkratgud Leggubhenfab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Toflikdissyim Yimkopgetartnillbonkratgud Leggubhenfab.

2. Do not take Toflikdissyim Yimkopgetartnillbonkratgud Leggubhenfab's name in vain.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Pray towards the west.