Kamsadsid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless mouse.

Kamsadsid created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamsadsid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kamsadsid, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kamsadsid's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Kamsadsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

2. Put Kamsadsid first in all things.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.