Fudgetgun is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-assured alligator.

Fudgetgun created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fudgetgun, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fudgetgun, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fudgetgun's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fudgetgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Run away if nine doves approach from the south.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Never talk about geese.