Metafget is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, quiet gorilla.

Metafget created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Metafget, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Metafget, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Metafget's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Metafget's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.