Flabyikxin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, caring dog.

Flabyikxin created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabyikxin, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flabyikxin, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Flabyikxin's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Flabyikxin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.