Nurlyamtad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent owl.

Nurlyamtad created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlyamtad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nurlyamtad, she will be very sad.

Nurlyamtad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nurlyamtad's Holy Commandments

1. Nurlyamtad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must love Nurlyamtad.

5. Retreat if four goats approach from the north.