Carfaryarl is a god.

He takes the form of a large, prudent giraffe.

Carfaryarl created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Carfaryarl, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Carfaryarl, he will not care at all.

Carfaryarl's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Carfaryarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Never run near dogs.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Carfaryarl.