Ripdob is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, sapient
zebra.
Ripdob created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ripdob, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Ripdob, he will be mildly annoyed.
Ripdob's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Ripdob's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
2. Do not take Ripdob's name in vain.
3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.
4. Do not dye your hair orange.
5. You must love Ripdob.