Shavwipmon is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, contented
jaguar.
Shavwipmon created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Shavwipmon, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Shavwipmon, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Shavwipmon's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Shavwipmon's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.
5. Never look at asteroids.