Rowhitcebgublenpak Nartbudmis is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing gnu.

Rowhitcebgublenpak Nartbudmis created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowhitcebgublenpak Nartbudmis, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rowhitcebgublenpak Nartbudmis, she will destroy your home solar system.

Rowhitcebgublenpak Nartbudmis' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Rowhitcebgublenpak Nartbudmis' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always obey Rowhitcebgublenpak Nartbudmis' priests.

5. Never pour water over plants.