Cipzoglak is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage
mink.
Cipzoglak created the solar system nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Cipzoglak, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Cipzoglak, it will try to impress you with trees.
Cipzoglak's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Cipzoglak's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Cipzoglak.
2. Cipzoglak loves swans, so they must be respected.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Do not dye your hair purple.
5. Never eat green fruit.