Zigbusdun Gebbedkar is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil shrew.

Zigbusdun Gebbedkar created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigbusdun Gebbedkar, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zigbusdun Gebbedkar, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zigbusdun Gebbedkar's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Zigbusdun Gebbedkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help foxes.