Flagquagmil is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, prudent
tortoise.
Flagquagmil created humanity eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Flagquagmil, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Flagquagmil, she will throw large rocks at you.
Flagquagmil's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Flagquagmil's Holy Commandments1. Never think about cell theory.
2. Never eat pineapples.
3. Never think ill of sick monkeys.
4. Always treat rats with great respect.
5. Never talk about doves.