Flowhadab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, witless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Flowhadab created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowhadab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flowhadab, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Flowhadab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Flowhadab's Holy Commandments

1. Flowhadab loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Hide from gray horses for they are unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Flowhadab on top of all buildings.