Hanviggam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind guinea pig.

Hanviggam created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanviggam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hanviggam, she will refuse to believe in you.

Hanviggam's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Hanviggam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hanviggam's priests.

2. Never mention aardvarks.

3. Always wear white.

4. Never talk about dogs.

5. Do not commit murder.