Fotnatwot is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm sheep.

Fotnatwot created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotnatwot, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fotnatwot, she will turn you into a dog.

Fotnatwot's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fotnatwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never run in the presence of dogs.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Never talk about squirrels.