Rutt is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent beaver.

Rutt created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutt, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rutt, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rutt's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Rutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Feed all hungry squirrels.

5. Worship no other gods but Rutt.