Nibsabgam is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, stupid jaguar.

Nibsabgam created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibsabgam, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nibsabgam, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nibsabgam's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Nibsabgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to rats while wearing purple ear rings.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never paint your legs mauve.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Nibsabgam loves tortoises, so they must be respected.